What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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