i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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