After last night, I could never be a politician.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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