I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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