He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
