i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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