when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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