they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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