I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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