it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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