I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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