no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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