I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I look better un-naked...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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