I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
false alarm. still invincible.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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