I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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