U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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