I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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