she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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