He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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