East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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