apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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