Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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