i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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