what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I AM VODKA MAN
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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