I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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