Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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