so that wasnt chicken after all
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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