If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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