And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
There's even glitter on my cock...
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