He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Porn is love you can see.
I will die if light touches me.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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