Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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