how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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