Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
