i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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