Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Your penis caused this!
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