U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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