so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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