im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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