Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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