Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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