You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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