You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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