Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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