I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
bring money and cleavage
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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