I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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