he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
