Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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