She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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