I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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