Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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