She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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