During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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